artlinguistica (artlinguistica) wrote,
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artlinguistica

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Весь мир театр

Пьеса для научного редактора и технического писателя.



Технический писатель:

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;


Научный редактор:

Лексика слишком сложная. Замени слова на более понятные.

Технический писатель:

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
To virtually be in pain,
In all the bad stuff of terrible doom,
Or to fight against troubles,
And, by contrary, stop them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep, by the way, we stop
The heartache and all the other bad stuff too,
Which usually happens if you are made out of meat. To die
Would be great. To die, to sleep;


Научный редактор:

Упрости порядок слов. Хватит писать в столбик!

Технический писатель:

To be, or not to be: that is the question. Is it better to be in pain and all the bad stuff of terrible doom, or to fight against troubles and stop them? It might be better to die and with the help of dying actually stop all the bad stuff. Yes, it would be great to die!

Научный редактор:

Подсократи, чтобы только по существу было. Сложносочиненные предложения исключи.

Технический писатель:

To be or not? Is it better to be in pain or to fight? It is clearly better to stop all this by dying.

Научный редактор:

Приведи в соответствие со стандартом.

Технический писатель:

Chapter IXX: General Troubleshooting
Q: To be or not?
A: If you have to choose between being in pain and fighting, you are recommended to die.


Научный редактор:

В альтернативах непонятны исходы.

Технический писатель:

Chapter IXX: General Troubleshooting
Q: To be or not?
A: If you have to choose between being in pain and fighting, you are recommended to die. In case you either don't feel like dying or didn't manage to die, please contact local technical support.


Научный редактор:

Хорошо!
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